Fun-ky TOES!! When I first met your father, he told me that he had beautiful feet. Seriously. He thought they were amazing. Being his new girlfriend, I agreed...because I wanted your father to stay my boyfriend. But, after we got married, I broke the news to him. "You have nasty toes, babe. I mean, I have no idea what's going on with them. Some go this way, some go that. Not pretty." To be honest, I think I hurt his feelings. All this time he thought he had beautiful feet. I mean, they're OK, but they're not beautiful.
So, there you have it. Now you know where those toes of yours comes from. Right now, they're the cutest things on the planet. Post puberty, probably not so much. (1.20.2018)
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